30

Here are some quotes on turning 30 that popped up on a quick Google search. If you're 29, you might want to pour yourself a G&T:

When you’re a teenager, all you want to do is buy beer. But once you hit 30 all you want to do is to get carded - Carrie Bradshaw

After 30, a body has a mind of its own - Bette Midler

Depressed yet? Well, pin back your wrinkles, as old Francis Fitzgerald has something to finish us off:

Thirty – the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair - F. Scott Fitzgerald

As someone who's passed